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25.7.06

Spending a ‘Radical’ Time Away from Life


My bi-monthly column for The Times Herald, July 22

As you’re reading this, I’m ending a week of near-media blackout. I’m far from Norristown, Philly and Washington, D.C.
I suppose as a “journalist” with a political persuasion, this could hurt the same way John Kerry’s windsurfing weekend hurt him.
I’m actually in his state, and I spent a day in America’s other “radical” city, Boston, from colonial times. Yes, the bad “M” word — Massachusetts. GOP faithful are cringing at the thought, ignoring the fact that without Massachusetts “liberals” they’d be singing “God Save the Queen.”
Apology accepted. Three cheers for Massachusetts. A bottle of Samuel Adams and dump the Coors down the toilet where it belongs.
This is my third time to Boston, but I’m not actually a fan — it’s a stop on the way to the real part of the vacation, six days at the beach. I had never thought about it, but the Pilgrims actually set foot on beaches upon disembarking the Mayflower on the land where I’ve typed this column. I suppose the sand was to be expected — it is shoreline — but the image always put forth was of a rock. What the imagination filled in were deciduous trees, lots of other rocks and no sand to be seen.
Most of the trip is being spent at the beach, but not the one where the GOP reached new lows, and with it, what should have been John Kerry’s chances at the presidency.
I’m apparently missing out on what could be the beginnings of World War III, but I don’t know. I suppose that remains to be seen. I’m keeping tabs should I need to make a quick getaway to a neighboring country, or not. It all depends on the circumstances. I’ve certainly supported war, the siege in Afghanistan had my approval, but Iraq, definitely not.
Despite the blackout of current events, I’ve been spending my time under sun — when not biking — catching up with Che Guevara, June’s Time magazines and a book purchased at an anti-establishment book store, Pages, in Toronto from my last trip away from home. A helping of Kurt Vonnegut will give me a chuckle or two.
This will most likely be my most productive personal reading of the year.
As an editor I’m forced to read thousands of words everyday, so the last thing I want to do nearing midnight is read a few hundred more.
I’d rather indulge in 20 GB of music and podcasts, with a heavy focus on the ’50s, ’60s and ’70s and some House from present times. Or I get lost in another world — fictional or historical — on TV or DVD.
But much of that will have been absent by the time I return. It’s like a pilgrimage or retreat from the bombardment of 21st century living. Isn’t it fitting that with more “civilized” times come greater chaos and overload? Perhaps the Amish have something going for themselves? Ignore the perpetuation of a solemn lifestyle, though, it’s a farce.
There’s only so much the mind can take in before something gets lost in the shuffle, when left is right, up is down and heaven is hell.
I suppose this could be President George W. Bush’s excuse for his whale of a fishing tale — or nearly any other decision he’s made.
I say “suppose” because I don’t see how “Dick & Jane” could overload one’s brain, but let’s not forget the drug days (years) of our most esteemed man in office.
The reprieve will be good as I process everything since my last real vacation. Perhaps I’ll process it so much I won’t need a mortgage to twist my view of everything.
It must seem that I try to do everything against the grain –— I’ve used anti-establishment twice in two columns and radical, too. But I find much more interesting titles where J.K. Rowling, Danielle Steele and Stephen King can’t be found.
Plus, as a former independent bookstore employee, I try to help out the little guys as much as I can.

One Last Look at Vacation



In about 12 hours I'll be on my way to work. So I thought I'd give my vacation one last go around.

We Three at a South African restaurant. I'm older than 12, I swear


Sun sets on Provincetown


We actually didn't do this on vacation, hence a reason to stay on vacation


A day at the beach


A foggy last day, waiting on the docks for our ferry to Boston

24.7.06

Returned Stress Free Until ...



I walked through my door Saturday evening at 7:30. I woke up 12 hours earlier to begin my trek home. It was supposed to be much shorter, just 2.5 hours with my feet not touching ground.
It ended up taking more than 5 hours, with fog causing a treacherous journey from Provincetown to Boston by ferry, and then fog and storm delaying the flight and then tacking on extra time as we entered a holding pattern, twice. This after more than a 2-hour delay from the airport. The landing was followed by about 30 minutes more waiting because we didn't have a gate and then we didn't have someone to in the airport to connect us to land with that stupid walkway thing.
But I'm back, and aside from 2 days of headaches for whatever reason, I'm feeling pretty rested and ready to get back to work. Not sure either Chris or Michael can say the same, so I guess I have that going for me.

19.7.06

Hardly Thinking about the Grind



I'm on my 6th day of vacation and couldn't be happier. I'll probably be ready to get back to work by the time Saturday rolls around, but until then my only worry was getting my column to work by Thursday. Wouldn't it be that Wednesday night the Internet connection at a local tea house was acting up?

More biking, sunning and swimming are in store.

15.7.06

History, No Nightlife



Wrapping up a day in Boston...Provincetown is on the horizon. Literally.

I've never been a big fan of Boston, this is my 3rd time here, but this was OK. Enjoyed Italian at a quaint Carmen in Little Italy and then dinner at the Armani Cafe. That was different, and I managed to order the most gay drink thinking it was going to be quite the opposite.

Mamba Italiano, who'd have thought.

12.7.06

Working Like a Dog




I just finished Day 7 at work. I have 2 more days to go. This is usually how it goes right before a vacation, but the stress of it all has been increased with the night editor on vacation - I'm filling in for her - and being short-staffed with reporters.

This trip to the beach is going to be quite needed. Not sure if it'll be like my last trip, when the sounds of the ocean lulled me to sleep each night and beckoned me awake every morning, but my mind will be completely off work, and that's all that matters.

Two more days.

It's 2:40 a.m., and I've only just gotten home half an hour ago. Need to get myself into sleep mode and doze off.

8.7.06

So Hilariously Racist



When was the last time you saw "so" and "hilariously" side by side?

And bigoted. And funny. And off the wall. And a perfect date movie.



Yes, my Friday night was filled with the debauchery of "Strangers with Candy."

More than worth it weight in movie reels.

Jerri Blank, so odd.

7.7.06

Good TV Ads: Hard to Find, Like Cereal Toys


My bi-monthly column for The Times Herald, July 8

Warning/editor’s note: What follows is a stroll through the mundane life of a night owl.
TiVo and $1.99 TV shows could be destroying the TV landscape the same way that the 8-track, then cassette, CD and, finally, digital downloads have destroyed cover art.
What I’m talking about are the 30-second ads that fill the time between watching people eat live cockroaches and a “Beverly Hills 90210” star trying to make a comeback. Crazy idea, this glorifying the ads, I know, but occasionally — more often than not during the Super Bowl — these ads turn out to be a gem; the toy in the cereal box — something I miss when reminiscing over my bowl of Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs or Honey Nut Cheerios.
Cereal ads were never that great. Ditto with automobile commercials, but that can’t be said of auto insurer, Geico, Internet phone provider, Vonage, or, to top the cake, the Holiday Inn Express ads from a few years back.
I don’t know what the quality or price of a room is in Express, but I know I want a cinnamon roll.
I suppose part of my ad interest comes from being bombarded with life insurance ads and drug prescriptions while watching the History Channel. No, I don’t wish life was like a parking meter, and my body is in tip-top shape. Thanks for asking, though.
It really freaks me out that my viewing interests, as a 27-year-old, fall into advertising’s 55-and-older target.
But, this doesn’t manage to depress me too much, thanks to On Demand and …
In a return to cereal toys and Saturday morning cartoons comes the animation at Adult Swim, when the Cartoon Network goes 17-and-older most nights of the week.
Finally, ads that speak to me, and the appropriate comedy to break them up and keep me coming back.
Well, mostly.
The occasional ad from the U.S. Marines or some anti-drug commercial sneaks its way into my viewing, which may be more jarring than adult diaper commercials.
If the Marines or some anti-drug council want to support my cartoon habit, OK. But I hope the government — with its “population control” method and twisted truth campaign — doesn’t honestly expect that someone watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Moral Orel in the wee-hours of the morning is going to bite. At least not on that.
The anti-drug ads are probably falling on deaf ears, but thanks for asking. You’re probably giving someone a reason to do the opposite. And I’m not about to get suckered into dying in the desert half a globe away for all the wrong reasons. I can watch that on TV.
And, to sound frighteningly too much like Andy Rooney, does the beer and fast food ads during sporting events leave a big question mark flashing behind your eyes? There are the few that make fun of themselves, which takes advantage of the irony that makes the new generation so hip. Sort of like the “I Don’t Know Who This Is” line underneath the unnamed face of Che on a T-shirt I saw while up north.
The remainder of my interest in ads comes from the book “No Logo,” by anti-establishment writer Naomi Klein, of Toronto, where I recently had an enjoyable long weekend.
She went behind the advertising glut to find out how brands were reaping profits and at whose expense.
Yes, that’s a great Puma ad with Ludacris, but where exactly did these shoes come from, and is the company most profiting knowledgeable of the what exactly went into making those shoes?
Sweatshops have turned up in the unlikliest, perhaps not, of places, from Nike to Kathie Lee and, most recently, Apple Computers.
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So you must think I sit in front of the TV for all my hours awake, but thankfully not so. With the weather as it’s been, such action could be excusable on rainy days.
Otherwise, get out and run, swim or bike ride. You’ll find a catchy billboard or two along the way that’s worth a look and a chuckle, but not necessarily a buy.

Finally!



Cingular is being sued for screwing over AT&T Wireless people through the merger of the two companies. More information at Foundation for Taxpayer and Consumer Rights.

I've been complaining about Cingular for nearly a year now, as I was forced into and then stumbled my way through an "upgrade" to Cingular from my AT&T Wireless service.

I've said many a time that Cingular took all the customers from AT&T Wireless, and left all the good stuff behind. Many people apparently had problems with AT&T Wireless, but I had been a customer since 2000, with nary a complaint.

Get information on the lawsuit if you are a disgruntled AT&T Wireless person now with Cingular.

2.7.06

Free music and then cheap music here



Hi, so this is all a little self-serving, but...

Over at e-Music.com, I have invites to people for 25 free downloads for signing up, and then like 40 downloads a month for $9.99 - to keep even if you cancel your subscription.

I'll send you the invite as an e-mail if you're interested.

Lots of independent and small record labels. Lots of old stuff, too.